January 2011
48 posts
inanimateobjects: You have this sort of sinister expression there that’s amazing. Not quoting the rest because it makes me blush too much. But this, yes, that’s one of my default expressions. The others are deer in the headlights and braindeath.
Jan 30th
noonesgoingtotopthat said: I am in awe of your skillz. I feel like I have found my true calling.
Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
“gettin home with the downies”
Jan 29th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 26th
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“You didn’t save my life, you ruined my death, that’s what you did!”
– Oliver Sansweet
Jan 25th
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Jan 24th
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“He took pride in being different, and when an interviewer said,...”
– “Marlon Brando”, René Jordan
Jan 24th
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“When a reporter asked him whether he preferred taking a bath or a shower, he...”
– “Marlon Brando”, René Jordan
Jan 24th
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
Creepo McSmugface appreciation spam?
Because I can.
Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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Useful tip: if you ever have a daughter, remember...
You’ll thank me for that.
Jan 18th
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Jan 17th
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“If Amélie chooses to live in a dream-world and remain an introverted young...”
Jan 17th
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In the silence we hear truth: Tumblr game:... →
zombigarg: Here are the rules: 1 - Go to the Superpower Wiki. 2 - Click the “Random page” button on the left hand side once. Only once. 3 - Revel (or dismay) in the fact that this is your new superpower. But I bet it’s awesome even if it’s crappy… Darkforce Manipulation Not to be confused with Darkness Manipulation, the Darkforce is instead a intense-black form of extradimensional energy...
Jan 16th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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Enough is enough.
I’ve had enough of this monsoon weather. I gave up today. I bough effing wellies. I’ll have them on Wednesday. Ford damn. At least, long live employees’ discount.  IF I WANTED TO DIP MY FEET IN WATER WHILE OUTDOORS, I’D GO TO A BEACH. To end on a traumatizing note, I was being yelled at over the phone for 10 minutes by a customer who wasn’t even angry with ME...
Jan 14th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 11th
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Healthy Pregnancy is now following you on Twitter!
Ford damn you, Pee-wee!
Jan 10th
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I actually wept while watching the new episode of Family Guy, even though I knew they wouldn’t kill Brian. OH THE SHAME. I just have a lot of feelings
Jan 10th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 9th
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An online pregnancy test just told me I’m pregnant with Pee-wee Herman’s baby. Need I say more, really.
Jan 9th
 inanimateobjects replied to your post:Je cherche la collection permanente d’objets grotesques et macabres. I don’t speak French so I’m guessing: The Bible of Really Awful and Disgusting Things. ??????? Close. It’s something like “I’m looking for the permanent collections of grotesque and macabre objects”. The line is underneath the reading comprehension...
Jan 8th
noonesgoingtotopthat asked: it's bad, really bad. I don't know where the dream came from, but I'm getting close to obsession mode with that Skye.

that little sliver of skin in the Saturday Skye post was like putting a brick on the accelerator.
Jan 8th
Je cherche la collection permanente d'objets...
I swear, this textbook knows too much about me. *tries to look as inconspicuous as possible*
Jan 7th
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REBLOG IF YOU KNEW INANIMATE OBJECTS BEFORE...
Jan 7th
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My temp contract has been extended. REJOICING.
Jan 5th
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Jan 4th
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Jan 4th
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Jan 4th
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Jan 2nd
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Jan 2nd
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Jan 2nd
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QUOI?!
Last night, I had a dream that all of the cars parked in my old neighbourhood had tens of teddy bears&co. stuck to them and were wrapped in cling film. WHAT DOES IT MEAN.
Jan 2nd
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December 2010
47 posts
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Dec 31st
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