December 2010
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GREAT.
“You know, we had this guy working here, same ethnicity as you, and you look so much alike, it’s amazing!”
“So, basically I look like a dude then?”
“Oh no no, that’s not what I meant, it’s just that your features are so similar that if we put both of you in the same room, you’d look related!”
“Maybe we are, who...
Better late than never...
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From the bottom of my heart, THANKS FOR FOLLOWING.
Thanks to webjoe as well, though it’s just pure nepotism.
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zarah825 replied to your post: BACK.
Oh dear. I can sympathize with this so much. I think I want to burn all the coupons in the world now.
And the aftermath has begun!
I processed a return today, £280 worth of items. The person in question actually bought £600 worth of items on the first day of sale (I bet she was one of these mental ones at 5am). So yeah.
noonesgoingtotopthat replied to your post: noonesgoingtotopthat replied to…
I think this song fits how I feel about you youtube.com/watch?v… you are a perfect being.
THIS SONG. THIS VIDEO. You’re a supreme being yourself, miss.
noonesgoingtotopthat replied to your post: noonesgoingtotopthat replied to…
in that case, can you hook me up?
Specially for you, I may start working on chastity potatoes.
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BACK.
3 hours on buses yesterday, waking up at 2.15am today to get to work at 4am.
Now now kiddies, I work at the Next store in Covent Garden (dear stalkers, I AM READY, bring it on, bitches!). It opens at 5am on a sale day. People were queueing from a bit after 4am, started knocking and demanding entry shortly after half past 4. Can’t they fucking read? 5am start! Plus, is it really worth it?...
noonesgoingtotopthat replied to your photo: Chastity Apples I baked today.
why are they called chastity apples? They look sexy to me…
That’s precisely THE REASON. They’re the only sexy thing you’ll ever need in life!
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Just remembered a PS:
Bloodbuzz Ohio started when I arrived at work today, which made me feel very melancholic and bizarre, since I was listening to it on loop while on the tube, and Outthataway was on MTV ROCKS when I turned on the TV back in the house, after the drink. Interesting. Not sure what it means, but interesting.
THIS ESSAY IS SPONSORED BY IRISH CREAM ON ICE.
For the first time in my life, I’m spending Christmas alone. Or should I say X-mas? Winter holiday? I’m not a Christian, so this time have no spiritual value to me, but up until this day it was always about staying with family, overindulging in special foods and just chillaxing like a boss. Presents are awesome when you’re a kid, but for the past (quite a) few years I was...
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putheowl replied to your post: Vanitas Vanitatum et Omnia Vanitas
I can understand this very well. Too well in fact. But I can also say there is more to a person than what a mirror can reflect. Or maybe there is less. Anyway, that certain quid isn’t anything you can easily record, reflect or explain.
That is very true. I’ve read today that you can’t judge a chocolate bar on its...
inanimateobjects replied to your post: Vanitas Vanitatum et Omnia Vanitas
You and Dusty and I should join the asexual clubm like the Morrisey Gold Level membership. However, I have a feeling a lot of sexual things would go on and we would get kicked out. hmm.
The first rule of asexual club is, you do not talk about asexual club.
C’mon, we’d paint our nails red and comb each...
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inanimateobjects replied to your photo: oh yes I did
omg. Wow, that’s hot. I’m allowed to say that, right? Since he’s sorta related to me because you’re my mama?
And how would that work, exactly? Huh, Miss Smartypants? Huh? NASTY.
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“(…)it is as unbalanced as Crispin Glover pushing a three-wheeled shopping...”
– overheard on the internet
Vanitas Vanitatum et Omnia Vanitas
So, I’m not pretty enough to be pretty. I’m also not repulsive enough to be ugly. Plus, there’s none of this je ne sais quoi balance of the two which would classify me as ugly pretty. I’m a limbo kind. Limbo kinds don’t stand out in any way, but they’re also not plain enough to be called “plain”, because plainness is this widely accepted inoffensive...
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AND HOW.
I fell again. This time, walking UP the stairs. Same knee, new bruise - Judith. At least Theodore won’t be so lonely.
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My currently blue knee would like to say huge ‘thanks’ to a very thoughtful person, who decided to leave their chips all splattered around on the floor of a train platform at Holborn station yesterday.
I’m thinking about claiming that the epic bruise is kinda like one of those “Jesus on my burnt toast OMG!” stories, and have it published in The Sun. Or Daily Mail,...
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That awkward moment...
… when you rather automatically say “I would prefer not to” as a reply to your boss asking you to cover someone’s shift, and you realize how deeply Bartleby has infiltrated your brain.
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Story Problem - The Envy Corps
A song that drove...
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“VAGENDA.”
– Walter Bishop
random.
I find it slightly odd that Nirvana’s “Come as You Are” is part of the Xmas playlist in a store I work at, which is part of the clothing chain priding itself in sending the “smart casual” message. I’m not complaining, no, the playlist is surprisingly good. But still. Makes me think that maybe the person responsible for picking music decides to put a major...
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